Halloween Ideas for Girls: 1. Get a dictionary 2. Open it to a random page 3. Add the word 'sexy' 4. BOOM. You're a Sexy Parallelogram!
— Sean (@SeanBlazed) October 4, 2011
Halloween costume idea: Dead Inside
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) September 29, 2014
This Halloween I'm handing out FULL SIZE candy bars to my stomach.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) October 28, 2013
Maybe stop bitching about your own little problems for a second and help me find out where my wife hid the goddamn Halloween candy.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) October 28, 2014
HR said we're encouraged to wear costumes to work this Halloween. Little do they know I'm going as slutty HR
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) October 28, 2014
Haunted House Idea: someone pops out who you kinda know, but not well enough to say hi.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) October 16, 2014
Coworker: Why didn't you decorate for Halloween? Me: I did, see my cubicle has a corpse in it and is haunted by my dead aspirations.
— Ann Coultergeist (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 29, 2014
Halloween party was WILD! And driving home, I hit the biggest squirrel I've ever seen. Crazy! Had to be the size of a small human. So weird!
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) November 1, 2013
Motion to take "sexy" off the Halloween costume description until we get a peek at who's going to wear it.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) October 14, 2014
October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it.Ha! Jokes! Happy Halloween!
— Don NicHOWLS (@TheDairylandDon) October 27, 2014
*photo from here.