Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Kendragarden Tells You How To Cop Out
Ooooh, I know some advice. Don't sell your condo, go to London and then come back to a move right in the middle of a stressy time when you have personal things going on. Don't do that. See? That's super advice-y!
Anyway, how to cop out of writing your blog:
1) Put up a silly selfie with a Scots Guard dude from your recent trip.
2) Rant a tiny bit about how busy you are and make people feel sorry for you.
3) Say a little something about the photo. OK, better do that:
We took this pic at the Tower of London at the request of our friend Jenny. She actually wanted one of us standing next to the guard. I think she envisioned us right in front of Buckingham Palace pretending to pick his nose or something but you can't get within half a mile of the guards there. This guy was guarding the Queen's jewels at the Tower so we selfie-d with him. Next best thing, right? It makes me laugh. We have at least a dozen super dumb selfies from our trip of us in front of various landmarks. I hope they make me giggle as much when I'm all doped up on drugs in the nursing home playing Wii Tennis or whatever they have by then for old people.
4) Apologize profusely.
I am sorry. I will try to get back to normal schedule tomorrow.
Love you guys in like a real way not in like a lame fakey way. Thanks for reading and being cute and stuff.