Happy Christmas to you! I hope you got everything you wanted. I hope you ate pie. I hope your living room is a sea full of shiny paper and those terrible stick-on bows that flatten in like five seconds. I hope you're happily buzzed as you're putting together the pieces of a Star Wars X-Wing Fighter or a Barbie convertible. I hope you're enjoying yourself.
Today I am grateful for you guys. So grateful that I am sharing with you my most horribly embarrassing Christmas photos, courtesy of my paparazzi mom and her scanner. Here you have some hilariously awful pics of myself and my sis throughout the years. (I'm always the taller, goofier one if you couldn't work that out. Click on the photos to enlarge the crazy.) Enjoy:
This is the Christmas when I took some time out from filming my 80s hair band video for Mtv to pose with my little sis in front of our tree decorated by Prince. Unfortunately, that dove never cried as promised but it did look strangely real and it freaked me out even though I was a hardcore rock chick.
American Horror Story? Look at my face. Call me.
Okay. There you go. My most embarrassing Christmas moments. I hope you're creating a few of your own today. Peace and love and fa la la and won't you guide my sleigh tonight and ho ho ho and Merry Merry to you all. Happy Holidays!