Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Fa La La, Y'all
1.) Christmas to me is an over-sized segmented tin with snowmen on it containing various types of stale popcorn. Stale plain and stale caramel are good flavors but stale cheese is my favorite, y'all.
2.) I know how to make three different types of cheese logs.
3.) I won't even blink if there's a keg of Natural Light at your holiday party.
4.) Ditto for spray cheese on Ritz crackers.
5.) I will, at some point during the holiday season, say, "Merry Christmas to all Y'all" and keep a straight face.
6.) I still think the real Santa wears black cowboy boots and a Stetson.
7.) I think snowmen made of tumbleweeds are "just precious."
8.) I know that in a pinch, you can serve cocktail wieners with a sauce made from ketchup and jelly to be "fancy."
9.) When planning my holiday hair and/or makeup, I always have to talk myself down from glitter and Aquanet.
10.) I know all the words to "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer" and "Hard Candy Christmas," which may or may not be a real Christmas song.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year and Fa la la to All Y'all!
*Photo by me of the spread at one of Dwanollah's fabulous holiday bashes.