Friday, September 23, 2011
Giant Fruit Roll-Up
When he ran out of questions, I asked him one of my own. "If you could only eat five foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?"
"Easy," he said, "A giant fruit roll-up and a million ice cream scoops and five thousand candy corns and a thousand gummy bears and some soup so I don't die."
"That's awesome," I said and I was so overwhelmed with the awesomeness of it all that I started to roll over toward him.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Kendra. I just farted," he said.
I stayed put.
"Also, I'm gonna need a whole lotta bowls."
*photo by Calidenism.